There is only way to answer questions like these

My advice to guys. When ever a woman asks, do I look fat? The best way to answer the question is with another question. Do I look stupid? This is a trick that snatches use. It is impossible to answer this question without getting hit int he head with an iron.

Yes honey, you ass does look big. If you have to ask, then you already know the answer. I don't go asking women if my cock looks big in my shorts. I know it does, so I don't have to ask.