I would like to welcome a new contributor: Taco John

Taco John will be helping me maintain the site. This will officially double the ironing load for all of you snatches out there. Taco John is the absolute king of Hoggin'. He can bring home the biggest fattest coyote of a snatch, then ditch her. He calls it his coyote escape kit in reference to the show in living color episode: 45. Hopefully he will post about it. For those of you who don't know what hoggin' is I will explain. I will keep it simple for you dumb snatches out there.

Hoggin: This is when you go out to a club/bar and you and your buddies have a competition to see who can pick up the fattest (heaviest) chick in the place. You win if you can get her to leave with you. Then you either take her somewhere and have your way with her (why you would do this I don't know) or you ditch her. The best way to ditch a hog is to take her to a convenience store and ask her to go in and get some snacks. You know that she will go in since she is a fat pig and needs candy/pudding/or what ever to support her lard of a belly. Now, once she/it/the pig goes in and goes down an aisle and is out of sight, you leave and go home. You need to do this at a club that you do not normally go to. You also need to use and alias. The best form of birth control for one night stands is a different name and a different phone number.