Rating system for Women..

The typical rating system for women is from 1 to 10 with a ten being a perfect score. This is not the rating system that I, Dirty, uses. My scale is from 1 to 30. The following areas are rated.

1. The Face/Head. It is not like any guy really looks here, but it is a quick inspection to see if you can get away with a single ply bag, or if a two-ply is needed.
2. The chest. Size matters. The bigger the better so long as they are not at her ankles.
3. Bottom. Once again size matters. If your friend whispers "Shallow Hal needs a Gal" in your ear when you are looking at some snatch, then this would be a low score.

There is a maximum ten points per area. The points are added together for a composite score. The scores are explained below:

30: Perfect--never seen one
26-29: Almost perfect. This is the chick you will be thinking of when you are banging your wife or girlfriend.
20-25: Very nice. This is a girl that you actually admit to being with.
16-19: Very average:
15: Average: This is the lowest possible score that you will tag without alcohol.
14: Below Average: For this one, there is enough alcohol on the planet, but you are going to need a whole bunch of it
13 and lower:There is not enough alcohol on the planet, or universe for that matter.

Now, there are some assumptions here.

A. You have used an alias and a different address.
B. You will not get caught.
C. There is no commitment, just Bang, Bang, Bang