Woman, Know your place!!!: Dirty Sanchez endorses recycling: bilingual too!!!

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Dirty Sanchez endorses recycling: bilingual too!!!

In keeping with my "earth first" policy, I would like to take the time to officially endorse recycling. Recycling keeps the world clean. I feel that all of earth's creatures should have their homes respected. I am very pleased to see that cans, glass, and nagging bitches can find a home once I have exhausted all use for them. I'm sure my new snatch was once someone's nagging bitch. It is cyclical. Just look at the symbol for recycling.

It serves as a reminder that your new fine piece of snatch eventually will become a nagging bitch. It's a natural progression that starts as soon as the wedding ring hits their finger. It's a rule in physics. It's called the snatch/hag principle. The formula for determining the hag coefficient is head+woopie/bitching. If the value for the hag coefficient drops below 1, then it is time to recycle.

No hag recycling in your area? Check out this site: recycling. If they don't recycle hags in your area, just ask maybe they will start. Just tell them that Dirty sent you.

29 Comments:

At 10:49 AM, Roberto Dominguez said…

Dirty - Is the Used Commercial goods link on the Recycling site the one I click on to find out about hag recycling?

Thanks for your concerns for the environment, here. I had been wondering what to do with my hag. Now I know.
At 12:45 PM, Dirty Sanchez said…

NP Roberto. Afterall, we only have one planet!

Respectfully;

D/S
At 2:17 PM, littleweenieslayer said…

Well atleast women have some value worth recycling. There is no recycling value of men therefore we just throw them in the trash once we are finished with them..
At 4:07 PM, Dirty Sanchez said…

See here is a perfect example of waste. Women are just so much more wasteful than guys are. For example:

1. Women shop 'till they have 20 pairs of shoes. Guys only need two pairs of shoes. One black and one brown.
2. Women will make 30 short trips to the store. Guys will go to one store and get all their shiznit all at once. Therfore we save gas.
3. By their own admission (see above note) they find "no recycling value" in guys. We, on the other hand, have found at least SOME value in these nagging snatches.

I rest my case.

Respectfully;

D/S
At 6:09 AM, littleweenieslayer said…

First, contrary to popular belief, not all women own 20 pairs of shoes.
Second, maybe the reason we make so many trips to the store is so we can get away from you whining men for a while.
And last but not least, the reason we find no recycling value in men is most definitely not from a lack of trying. No matter how hard we try there is just nothing there worth any value.
At 7:06 PM, Dirty Sanchez said…

Hey there wennieslayer it really humors me when a snatch like you tries to go toe to toe with me, Captain Stud Muffin. Too bad your IQ is lower than your bra size.

Women have at least 20 pairs of shoes. It's a proven fact that the more shoes you have, the lower your intelligence is. I can tell form your comments that you can give Imelda Marcos a run for her money.

Also, Men do not get recycled. That is true. That would be like a car taking a person to the junk yard. Women are property!

now go iron my shirt, gash.

Respectfully,
D/S
At 7:21 AM, QUEENCUMGUZZLER said…

I'm glad I'm a woman -Yes I am, yes I am.
I don't live on Budweiser, Beer nuts and Spam.
I don't brag to my buddies about my erections;
I won't drive to Hell before asking directions.

I act nice at parties; don't act like a clown;
And I know how to put the damn toilet seat down.
I won't grab your boobies; I won't pinch your butt.
My belt is not hidden beneath my beer gut.

I don't go around re-adjusting my crotch;
or make sure my headboard bears each hard-earned notch.
I don't belch in public; don't scratch my behind.
I'm a woman, you see- I'm just not that kind!

I'm glad I'm a woman; So glad I could sing--
and thrilled I'm not covered in shag carpeting.
Hair won't grow from my ears, Or cover my back.
And when I bend over You can't see my crack.

I'm a woman, alas-- and I'm proud, don't you see?
I'm blessed to have two boobs and squat when I pee.
I don't live for golf, or shoot basketball.
I don't swagger and spit like a Neanderthal.

I don't need male bonding; I don't cruise for chicks--
I'll never join the "Hair Club", or think with my dick.
I'm a woman, by chance And thankful I am!
I'm so glad I'm a woman, Not a man, yes I am!
At 7:24 AM, littleweenieslayer said…

OK, lets play....Captain dud muffin,
Since you have way too much free time on you hands and you've definitely been out in the sun too long, I am sure that your IQ is less than the amount of shoes you own....
As far as your sick twisted way of thinking that women are property to be owned, I am atleast content in knowing that you couldn't afford my neighborhood, Out of your price range, too nice for the likes of you...
By the way, bring me your shirt, I've got your iron right here..
At 9:34 AM, Dirty Sanchez said…

DAMN... You guys are gettin mean... :)

Lets address this in a few ways shall we??

First of all, Guys don't need "real estate agents" ok... See if it's worth having we get it for free. We don't NEED to buy it.

Secondly, We probably wouldn't want what You're selling. A "Fixer Upper" is not a bargain at any price.

Lastly, Don't forget the starch on the collar.
At 9:49 AM, Dirty Sanchez said…

Queenie...

I'm glad I'm not a woman, yes I am, Yes I am
I don't bleed for 5 days without dieing
Even without trying I don't do so much crying

I'm glad I'm not a woman, yes I am, Yes I am
I might enjoy Bud, and Beernuts and Spam
and what's wrong with belchin' and scratchin my can

I'm glad I'm not a woman yes I am yes I am
I can think on my feet, and write in haste
I don't need to use cut and paste

I'm glad I'm not a woman yes I am yes I am
My back may resemble a what once was a shag
but at least in the mirror I don't see a hag

I'm glad i'm not a woman yes I am yes I am
I may think with my dick and act like a prick
But at least I don't get bent over like a chick

I'm glad I'm a guy! I am says I

ORIGINAL PROSE! That's it, on the nose.
Respectfully;

D/S
At 10:15 AM, QUEENCUMGUZZLER said…

This explains it...
MENtal Illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause
GUYnecologist
and when we have real trouble, it's a HISterectomy
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men
At 10:31 AM, QUEENCUMGUZZLER said…

And God created woman and she had three breasts. He then asked the woman, "Is there anything you'd like to have changed?"
She replied, "Yes, could get rid of this middle breast?"
And so it was done, and it was good.
Then the woman exclaimed as she was holding that third breast in her hand, "What can be done with this useless boob?"
And God created man.
At 12:12 PM, Lucky Pierre said…

It seems like you ladies have been playing too much Pearl Harbor!
At 12:58 PM, QUEENCUMGUZZLER said…

WTF???????????????????????
Pearl Harbor?? Please explain your lame sense of humor.
At 1:27 PM, Luck Pierre said…

You ladies have never hear of Pearl Harbor... Your education is seriously lacking... OK, I'll lay down, and you blow the shit out of me.
At 1:49 PM, QUEENCUMGUZZLER said…

our education is seriously lacking??? did u see what you wrote?? You ladies have never hear of Pearl Harbor.Isn't it supposed to be you ladies have never HEARD of Pearl Harbor?
Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Also Albert Einstein, if you had paid attention to all the blogs you would have noticed that us ladies are the ones getting picked on. But if you want us to blow the shit out of you we prefer big boats not little tug boats.so give us something to work with!
At 5:55 PM, Daleep Sanjay said…

Pierre, you must have really struck a cord with that quif.
At 6:59 PM, "Sexual" Ed Koharski said…

I don't even believe that these are women posting. I bet it is a buch of little kids playing with themselves. The posts that these "women" are making are either stolen from other sites to make them look intelligent, or created using mad libs. They, queen of cum and little weenie seem to have real problems with penis envy.
At 9:05 PM, Taco John said…

Why is it that women always tend to take the Direct attack approach? Notice how whenever women are backed into a corner that they immediately start with the small dick jokes?!? Why is that?
At 10:22 PM, Charlie said…

Taco - it all comes back to the iq quotient thing. These "women" - if indeed they are women - probably have lots of shoes.

Also, Small Dick would be a great name for a rock band.
At 6:02 AM, littleweenieslayer said…

Ok, now its my turn, i have been quiet for a while but now i will set the record straight,
Lets see, where do I start..
Ed, I am more woman then you would ever be able to handle. Unlike you guys, I am not stealing anything from other sites, I am more than capable to handle the likes of you guys on my own. And as far as penis envy, I have yet to see a penis worth envy ... and besides I have never had a problem getting a penis when I wanted one..
Now for taco boy, I don't recall saying any small Dick jokes, so maybe it is that you just have a complex about the size of yours???
Sorry Charlie, Yes I am a woman and I do not own lots of shoes. So please feel free to try again...
To all of you i say, Have a nice day..
At 10:19 AM, Taco John said…

Actually I beleive it was Grammar Queen that mentioned the small dick jokes.
At 10:50 AM, QUEENCUMGUZZLER said…

AWWWW Are you guys getting upset with the little DICK jokes???? But it is ok to bash us women? SOOOOOOO Sorry.... NOT!!!! i'LL Tell you what... why dont you guys form a line and whip your Dicks out and we will decide whos has little dicks. I mean come on you want us on our knees but you have to give us something to work with!! littleweenieslayer you bring the ruler and i'll bring the camera!!
At 11:49 AM, Idioth said…

Dirty, you frickin rule!!!

By the way, will there be a service offered through your site where I may get my shirts ironed?

Respectfully,

Idioth
At 11:57 AM, QUEENCUMGUZZLER said…

See what happens when you play with your Lil Dickies to much.... u type like you speak with a lisp.!! idioth!!! lol lol lol

Man i love you guys!!!!!
At 12:00 PM, QUEENCUMGUZZLER said…

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At 12:01 PM, QUEENCUMGUZZLER said…

Hey Dirty Sweetie Pie.... Where have you been hiding??? What happened you had to iron your own shirts????

mmuuuahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Careful the iron gets really hot!!! Would'nt want you to burn the hand you use to play with lil mr wiggles now!
At 1:41 PM, Taco John said…

OH, so now it's "Sweetie Pie" is it?? I thought "PIE" was just another word for snatch... Look out Dirty, I think she's trying to use your own words against you.

OH, and BTW "IDIOTH" is a reference to the band "Group X". Look it up Queenie.
At 2:37 PM, Sleazy P. Martini said…

Just for you there Chicky babies:

http://www.angelfire.com/crazy3/mooo/groupx-idioth.mp3